i hate small children in theory because they are loud and covered in something sticky and disgusting but in reality they show me their macaroni art project and i cry
Never underestimate a Marylander’s dedication to old bay
LET ME TELL YOU A THING OK SO MY SCHOOL IS ON THE BOARDER OF MARYLAND AND PA OK AND ONE DAY ONE FUCKING DAY MY CAFETERIA RAN OUT OF OLD BAY AND ALL THE KIDS FROM MARYLAND LOST THEIR SHIT. THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO AND YOU COULD TELL WHO WAS FROM MARYLAND AS THEY WALKED AWAY LOOKING LOST AND EMPTY AND HOLLOW FROM THE PLACE WHERE WE HAVE OUR SPICES. MARYLAND HAS TWO THINGS GUYS, CRABS AND OLD BAY AND THEY WORSHIP IT LIKE A FUCKING CULT
Stage Manager Pick Up Line
"Hey girl, I may not look good…but I once called a show that only had three major problems"
"Baby, I love you so much that even twelve layefs of gaff can’t hide my feelings"
Freaking AP Comp
That class has ruined me. I was just writing about my life so I could get if off my chest…in MLA format…
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